| @TEOTD |
At The End Of The Day |
| ^URS |
Up Yours |
| <3 |
Means: Heart (looks like
a valentine heart lying on its side) |
Numbers |
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| 143 |
Means: I Love You |
| 14AA41 |
One for All and All for One |
| 2B or not 2B |
To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2BZ4UQT |
Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G |
Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT |
Too Good To Be True |
| 2NITE |
Tonight |
| 404 |
Means: I'm lost 0r I Haven't A Clue |
| 411 |
Means: Info |
| 420 |
Refers to: Marijuana, Pot |
| 4EAE |
ForEver And Ever |
| 4ever |
Forever |
| 4NR |
Foreigner |
| 5FS |
5 Finger Salute |
| 8 |
Ate 0r Refers to: Oral Sex |
| 86 |
Out of 0r Over |
| 9 |
Means: Parent Is Watching |
| 99 |
Means: Parent Is No Longer Watching |
A |
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| AAF |
As A Friend |
| AAK |
Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI |
As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR |
At Any Rate |
| AAS |
Alive And Smiling |
| AATK |
Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF |
As Always, Your Friend |
| AB |
Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWTIDB |
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 |
About To |
| ACD |
Alt Control Delete |
| ACE |
Access Control Entry |
| ACK |
Acknowledgement |
| ADAD |
Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB |
All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH |
Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP |
Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN |
Any Day Now 0r
Advanced Digital Network |
| ADR |
Address |
| AEAP |
As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY |
A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP |
A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC |
As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS |
As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT |
As far As I can Tell |
| AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
| AFAIU |
As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI |
As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP |
As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC |
As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC |
Away From Computer |
| AFDN |
Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO |
Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA |
As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI |
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFK |
Away From Keyboard 0r
A Free Kill |
| AFPOE |
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT |
About F***ing Time |
| AFZ |
Acronym Free Zone |
| AGKWE |
And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU |
And I'm A Monkey's Uncle |
| AIGHT |
Means: All Right |
| AIH |
As It Happens |
| AIMB |
As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP |
Always In My Prayers |
| AISB |
As I Said Before |
| AISE |
As I Said Earlier |
| AISI |
As I See It |
| AKA or a.k.a. |
Also Known As |
| ALAP |
As Late As Possible |
| Alcon |
All Concerned |
| ALOL |
Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL |
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG |
Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP |
As Many As Possible 0r
As Much As Possible |
| AMBW |
All My Best Wishes |
| AMF |
Adios Mother F***er |
| AML |
All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS |
All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOWS |
And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor |
| ANFSCD |
And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS |
All Of A Sudden |
| AOB |
Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON |
Apropos Of Nothing |
| AP |
Apple Pie |
| AS |
Ape Sh** |
| ASAFP |
As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
|
| ASAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP |
As Soon As Possible |
| ASL |
Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH |
Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| A/S/L/P |
Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| ATAB |
Ain't That A Bitch |
| ATST |
At The Same Time |
| ATW |
All the Web 0r
Around the Web |
| AWGTHTGTTA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWGTHTGTTSA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again |
| AWLTP |
Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWOL |
Absent Without Leave |
| AYC |
Aren't You Clever
0r Aren't You Cheeky |
| AYCE |
All You Can Eat |
| AYK |
As You Know |
| AYSOS |
Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB |
And You're Telling Me This Because |
| AYV |
Are You Vertical? |
|
B
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| B&F |
Back and Forth |
| B/C |
Because |
| B4 |
Before |
| B4N |
Bye For Now |
| B4U |
Before You |
| B4YKI |
Before You Know It |
| BAG |
Busting A Gut 0r Big Ass Grin |
| BAK |
Back At my Keyboard |
| BAMF |
Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| BAU |
Business As Usual |
| BB |
Be Back |
| BB4N |
Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBB |
Bye Bye Babe 0r Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG |
Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM |
Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN |
Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBIAB |
Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF |
Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS |
Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW |
Be Back In A While |
| BBL |
Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC |
Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBN |
Bye Bye Now |
| BBSD |
Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL |
Be Back Sooner 0r Later |
| BBT |
Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW |
Big Beautiful Woman |
| BCBG |
Bon Chic Bon Genre 0r
Belle Cu Belle Geulle |
| BCBS |
Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU |
Be Seein' You |
| BCOZ |
Because |
| BD |
Big Deal 0r Baby Dance 0r
Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M |
Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC |
Big Dumb Company 0r
Big Dot Com |
| BDN |
Big Damn Number |
| BEOS |
Means: Nudge |
| BF |
Boyfriend 0r Best Friend 0r
Bitch Features |
| BFD |
Big F***ing Deal |
| BFE |
Beyond F***ing Egypt |
| BFF |
Best Friends Forever |
| BFFTTE |
Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN |
Bye For Now |
| BFR |
Big F***ing Rock |
| BHAG |
Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG |
Big Hearted Guy 0r
Big Hearted Girl |
| BHOF |
Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI5 |
Back In Five |
| BIBI |
Bye Bye |
| BIBO |
Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF |
Basis In Fact 0r Before I Forget |
| BIL |
Brother-In-Law |
| BIOIYA |
Break It Off In Your Ass |
| BIOYE |
Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN |
Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITD |
Back In The Day |
| BJJDI |
Billy Joel Just Drove In |
| BKA |
Better Known As |
| BL |
Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB |
Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| BM |
Byte Me |
| BMF |
Bad Mother F***er |
| BMGWL |
Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOF |
Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA |
Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNDN |
Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF |
Big Name Fan |
| BO |
Bug Off 0r Body Odor |
| BOBFOC |
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE |
But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOFH |
Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA |
Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BOTEC |
Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH |
But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM |
Big Person Little Mind |
| BR |
Bathroom |
| BRB |
Be Right Back |
| BRT |
Be Right There |
| BS |
Big Smile 0r Bull Sh** 0r
Brain Strain |
| BSAAW |
Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE |
Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSEG |
Big S*** Eating Grin |
| BSF |
But Seriously, Folks |
| BT |
Byte This |
| BTA |
But Then Again 0r Before The Attacks |
| BTDT |
Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTFO |
Back The F*** Off 0r
Bend The F*** Over |
| BTHOOM |
Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTSOOM |
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT |
Back To The Top 0r
Bump To The Top |
| BTW |
By The Way |
| BTWBO |
Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILW/U |
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BW |
Best Wishes |
| BWDIK |
But What Do I Know |
| BWL |
Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO |
Black, White or Other |
| BYKT |
But you Knew That |
| BYOA |
Bring Your Own Advil |
|
C
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| C&G |
Chuckly and Grin |
| C/P |
Cross Post |
| C/S |
Change of Subject |
| C4N |
Ciao For Now |
| CAAC |
Cool As A Cucumber |
| CB |
Chat Brat 0r Coffee Break |
| CBB |
Can't Be Bothered |
| CBF |
Can't Be F***ed |
| CBJ |
Covered Blow Job |
| CFV |
Call For Vote |
| CHA |
Click Here Asshole |
| CIAO |
Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO |
Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW |
Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID |
Consider It Done |
| CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
| CLM |
Career Limiting Move |
| CMF |
Count My Fingers |
| CMIW |
Correct Me if I'm Wrong |
| CMU |
Crack Me Up |
| CNP |
Continued in Next Post |
| COB |
Close Of Business |
| COD |
Change Of Dressing |
| CofS |
Church of Scientology |
| COS |
Change Of Subject |
| C-P |
Sleepy |
| CRAFT |
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP |
Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT |
Can't Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS |
Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB |
Come Right Back |
| CRBT |
Crying Real Big Tears |
| crdtchck |
Means: Credit Check |
| CRS |
Can't Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA |
Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS |
Career Suicide |
| CSL |
Can't Stop Laughing |
| C-T |
City |
| CTA |
Call To Action |
| CTC |
Choking The Chicken 0r
Care To Chat |
| CU |
See You 0r Cracking Up
(laughing or going crazy) |
| CUATU |
See You Around The Universe |
| CUL |
See You Later |
| CUL8ER |
See You Later |
| CUL8R |
See You Later |
| CUNS |
See You In School |
| CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
| CX |
Means: Cancelled |
| CY |
Calm Yourself |
| CYA |
Cover Your Ass 0r See Ya |
| CYL |
See You Later |
| CYM |
Check Your Mail |
| CYO |
See You Online |
| CYT |
See You Tomorrow |
|
D
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| DAMHIKT |
Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC |
Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA |
Doing Business As |
| DBABAI |
Don't Be A Bitch About It |
| DBEYR |
Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD |
Due Diligence |
| DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
| DETI |
Don't Even Think It |
| DF |
Dear Friend |
| DFLA |
Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGA |
Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT |
Don't Go There |
| DGTG |
Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF |
Damn Girl You're Fine |
| DH |
Dear Hubby 0r Dear
Husband |
| DHYB |
Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF |
Die In A Fire |
| DIC |
Drunk In Charge |
| DIKU |
Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD |
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS |
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DIRFT |
Do It Right the First Time |
| DITR |
Dancing In The Rain |
| DITYID |
Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY |
Do It Yourself |
| DKDC |
Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL |
Download 0r Dead Link |
| DLTBBB |
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM |
Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI |
Don't Mention It |
| DNC |
Does Not Compute |
| DOC |
Drug Of Choice |
| DOE |
Depends On Experience |
| DOEI |
Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD |
Department of Redundancy Department |
| DP |
Domestic Partner |
| DPUP |
Don't Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT |
Don't Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ |
Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB |
Don't Read If Busy |
| DTRT |
Do The Right Thing |
| DUI |
Driving Under the Influence |
| DURS or DUS |
Damn You Are Sexy 0r
Damn You Sexy |
| DUST |
Did You See That |
| DWB |
Don't Write Back |
| DWBH |
Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWI |
Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWS |
Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI |
Means: Surfing the World Wide Web while
Intoxicated |
| DWYM |
Does What You Mean |
| DYFM |
Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB |
Do You Have A Boyfriend |
| DYHAG |
Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW |
Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| DYOFDW |
Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E
|
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| E123 |
Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK |
Eating at Keyboard |
| EFT |
Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG |
Evil Grin |
| EL |
Evil Laugh |
| EM |
Excuse Me |
| EMFBI |
Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMI |
Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML |
Email Me Later |
| EMRTW |
Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSG |
E-Mail Message |
| EOD |
End Of Day |
| EOM |
End Of Message |
| EOT |
End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESADYFA |
Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED |
Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH |
Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESMF |
Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO |
Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA |
Estimated Time of Arrival 0r
Edited To Add |
| ETLA |
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an
FLA) |
| EVRE1 |
Every One |
| EWI |
E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ |
Easy |
| F
|
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| F2F |
Face-to-Face |
| FAB |
Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAQL |
Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAQOMFT |
Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time |
| FAWC |
For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBI |
F***ing Brilliant Idea 0r
Female Body Inspector |
| FBKS |
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FDGB |
Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE |
Fatal Error |
| FF |
Friends Forever |
| FF&PN |
Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS |
For F***s Sake |
| FGDAI |
Means: Fuhgetaboudit 0r
Forget About It |
| FIF |
F*** I'm Funny |
| FIIK |
F*** If I Know |
| FIL |
Father-In-Law |
| FILF |
Father I'd Like to F*** |
| FILTH |
Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE |
F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional |
| FISH |
First in, Still Here |
| FITB |
Fill In The Blanks |
| FLA |
Four Letter Acronym |
| FMTYEWTK |
Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMUTA |
F*** Me Up The Ass |
| FO |
F*** Off |
| FOAD |
F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF |
Friend Of A Friend |
| FOC |
Free of Charge |
| FOFL |
Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOMCL |
Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FORD |
Found On Road Dead 0r
Fixed Or Repaired Daily 0r
F***ed
Over Rebuilt Dodge |
| FRED |
F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FSR |
For Some Reason |
| FSU |
F*** Sh** Up |
| FTASB |
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH |
From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF |
F*** That's Funny |
| FTFOI |
For The Fun Of It 0r
For The F*** Of It |
| FTL |
Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG |
For The Love Of God |
| FTR |
For The Record |
| FTRF |
F*** That's Really Funny |
| FTTB |
For The Time Being |
| FTW |
For The Win |
| FU2 |
F*** You Too |
| FUBAR |
F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB |
F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUM |
F***ed Up Mess |
| FWB |
Friends With Benefits |
| FWD |
Forward |
| FWIW |
For What It's Worth |
| FYA |
For Your Amusement |
| FYE |
For Your Edification |
| FYI |
For Your Information |
| FYIFV |
F*** You I'm Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE |
From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM |
For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN |
Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy
Night |
| G
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| G |
Guess 0r Grin |
| G2GLYS |
Got To Go Love Ya So |
| GA |
Go Ahead |
| GAB |
Getting A Beer |
| GAL |
Get A Life |
| GALGAL |
Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER |
Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM |
Get A Load of Him |
| GANB |
Getting Another Beer |
| GAP |
Got A Pic? |
| GAS |
Got A Second |
| GBG |
Great Big Grin |
| GBH |
Great Big Hug |
| GD&R |
Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GDI |
God Damn It 0r
God Damn Independent |
| GF |
Girlfriend |
| GFF |
Go F***ing Figure |
| GFI |
Go For It |
| GFN |
Gone For Now |
| GFTD |
Gone For The Day |
| GFY |
Go F*** Yourself |
| GFYMF |
Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er |
| GG |
Good Game (or) Gotta Go |
| GGN |
Gotta Go Now |
| GGP |
Gotta Go Pee |
| GI |
Google It |
| GIGO |
Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST |
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GL |
Good Luck 0r
Get Lost |
| GLBT |
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender |
| GLG |
Good Looking Girl |
| GLYASDI |
God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM |
Good Morning |
| GMAB |
Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB |
Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMTA |
Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT |
Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GNBLFY |
Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNSD |
Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI |
Get Over It |
| GOK |
God Only Knows |
| GOL |
Giggling Out Loud |
| GOS |
Gay Or Straight |
| GOYHH |
Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D |
Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR2BR |
Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 |
Great |
| gratz |
Congratulations |
| GRRRR |
Means Growling |
| GSOAS |
Go Sit On A Snake |
| GSYJDWURMNKH |
Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GTFO |
Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOOH |
Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG |
Got To Go |
| GTGB |
Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP |
Got To Go Pee |
| GTH |
Go To Hell |
| GTM |
Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM |
Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY |
Glad To See You |
| GUD |
Geographically UnDesirable |
| GWI |
Get With It |
| GWS |
Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA |
Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO |
Get Your Pants Off |
| H
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| H&K |
Hug and Kiss |
| h/o |
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